One Sunday during the middle of church services, the devil walked into the sanctuary and up to the pulpit. Everybody, including the preacher ran screaming from the building, except for one man who sat in the third row, arms crossed, leaned back and relaxed.
"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the devil shouted.
"Sure, I do," the man said. "You're Satan."
"AND YOU"RE NOT AFRAID OF ME?"
"No," the man said. "I'm not."
"Because I've been married to your sister for 30 years."